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Day: July 23, 2012

The night of the stand-up (and extremely loud) row with fellow Lib Dem Blogger Richard Morris…

Well as noted a few weeks ago I had a bit of a pop at Richard Morris. It was about him agreeing with a tweet from Baroness Scott. You can read the full blurb here and to give him his due he did reply in full here but I’ll give you a sneak peak at the title of the post – Oh Dear, I’ve upset Neil Monnery AND I’m an idiot – yeah usually when someone upsets me they are in the wrong and are therefore an idiot (actually Neil that’s bs as you yourself are an idiot and are usually in the wrong – Ed). Oh thanks a lot Ed…

But anyway I think people thought we were getting over our public spat. I had gotten over it but then do you know what that pesky Richard Morris did? He only went and infiltrated one of my dreams (yes this really happened) and we had a stand up row in front of a room full of people arguing about whether Vince Cable was the greatest human being on Earth. Richard was arguing that he was and I thought it was hyperbole. We were actually screaming at each other. I thought it was very unprofessional but to be fair we were both to blame and I haven’t heard myself screaming at anyone ever so it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

So I’d to put it on record that the Richard Morris is my dream was wrong and whilst Vince is undoubtedly awesome there are in fact better people than him in the world. If he disagrees then bring it on when I’m not in a dream-like state Morris!

Why Richard Morris turned up in my dream I have no idea. Possibly my subconscious was thinking about his cabinet reshuffle posts that he has posted in the past few days. Maybe Vince Cable was in my mind as I saw he was talking with Scottish Lib Dems last night. What I really want to say is that I dreamt about another Lib Dem blogger and in all honestly I am a bit weirded out.

My dreams should not be about other Lib Dem bloggers and stand-up rows about Lib Dem politicians. They should be more like my dream the other night where I was at the cricket and the rain came and everyone was running for cover and none other than Lord David Gower was rushing behind me and I was thinking to myself why wasn’t he in the Sky box presenting? Yes that is a better dream.

So word up Morris. No more entering my dreams or I’ll start entering yours and when I do that I turn the dream into a nightmare. Think me in speedo’s. Yeah…

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